Don’t have meetings. Have tweetings. September 6, 2008
Posted by David Petherick in : Authority, Blogs, Digital Biography, Emedia, Networks, plain english , add a comment[ This article was originally published at Digital Biographer and The Next Web ] © Copyright 2008 Clarocada Ltd. Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivative Works 2.5 UK: Scotland License.
“Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot masturbate” - Dave Barry
I don’t do meetings any more. I used to do a lot of meetings. But not any more.
The change from meeting to tweeting - where a series of brief exchanges (each a maximum of 140 characters) can make up the content - has been brought about by a variety of factors over the past 15 years or so - but here are the ten factors that I think are critical.
- IN GOOGLE TIME
I no longer have a phone book, business directories or yellow pages. Those were essential when I started my first corporation in 1993. But now, I use Google. As a result, I have less patience for slow ways of doing things - I am impatient. I demand speed, efficiency, and immediate results. - HOLA FONEROS
I have a laptop computer and a mobile phone, I can work from a cafe terrace in Banyalbufar just as easily as anywhere else. As a result, I don’t have the need to restrict myself to doing business with those who are within easy reach of where I live or work most of the time. - HOME OFFICE DRESS CODE
I don’t need to have an office in the city centre to get my work done - I can do it from my home office. As a result, I don’t need to spend time travelling, and so I use that saved time productively. I also find wearing a suit in my own kitchen a bit pointless, so feel there has to be a very good reason to dress up to go somewhere. I like the fact that my carbon footprint’s lower with less travel. - MY ONLINE VISIBILITY
Whereas I used to have to push information out to people in brochures, newspaper interviews, in meetings, at trade shows, I now have online profiles at LinkedIn, Xing, Ecademy, Facebook, Hyves, Flickr, Friendfeed, MyBloglog etc, and I have blogs and web sites that I can update easily in seconds. As a result, I don’t have to spend so much time introducing myself, and explaining what it is that I, or any of my enterprises provide - people find out about me before they meet me, or get to know me through following my activities online. People can meet me at airports because my photo is online. They can also decide whether they need to waste their time meeting me. - I HATE COFFEE
I don’t really like coffee any more. And I especially never liked paying €5 for a cup of it unless it was refilled all day and came with free wi-fi. As a result, when someone says - let’s have a chat over a coffee, I say “No. Let’s save the time and money, and spend five minutes now working out if we need to meet - and if so, what items on the agenda we can dispense with before we need to have a meeting”.
French Minister’s blog error reveals sponsorship of controversial 10-day week EU legislation April 1, 2008
Posted by David Petherick in : Blogs, News, Reports , add a commentThe blogosphere is abuzz today after an entry on French Communities Minister Jean-Jacques Atác’s web blog was apparently programmed to be released dated April 8th, but which appeared in error today.
The blog (which has since been pulled offline) reveals details of the Minister’s sponsorship of controversial ten-day week legislation, proposed to increase economic activity within the EU. The blog also revealed that his counterpart in Germany, Hans Tyaselv, will be supporting the bill, due to be introduced to the European Legislature in early May.
New real-time update web site twitter.com is buzzing with the news. There is also background input from the BBC with details of the French Calendar.
This is what could be found of Atác’s statement from newwires and the Associated Press archives this morning…
“The economic power of Europe is at stake in the next five years. We are now a community of over 400m individuals, who, by putting aside their national differences, have become a strong economic force capable of competing with the might of the United States. The ten-day week, or decade, has already been introduced in the past, during our own French Revolution, where the universally acknowledged values of liberty, egality and fraternity became part of French law, and similar ideas are now enshrined in the laws of almost every nation. What the ten day week provides is the opportunity for at least 8% greater productivity in working days per year across the nations of the EU, as well as allowing for the observation of all national holidays, and providing most European citizens with an additional 5 days per year of paid holiday.
“As the eminent mathematician Gilbert Romme has shown in his calculations, the mathematics are compelling, even without any discussion of the digital hour or any longer day proposals. This is chance for the people of Europe to increase their economic efficiency overnight, and for this reason I am sponsoring this bill. My colleagues in Germany have already given me their full support, and the so-called “Decade Act” will be moved forward for presentation in May, with the hope being that these changes will be enacted by September 2008.”
“The ten days of the decade are proposed to be called: primidi, duodi, tridi, quartidi, quintidi, sextidi, septidi, octidi, nonidi and décadi. Every décadi will be a rest-day. At the end of the year, the five remaining days of the solar year (16 - 22 September) will be proclaimed holidays: les Fêtes de la Vertu (Virtue), de la Génie (Talent), du Travail (Work), de l’Opinion (Opinion) and des Récompenses (Rewards). In leap years an additional Fête de la Révolution can be celebrated.”
“The year will no longer begin on 1 January, but at the autumn equinox and anniversary of the proclamation of the Republic of France: 21 September. Each month will be thirty days long, divided into three ‘decades’ of ten days each. it is not yet proposed to have a metric day, with ten hours of a hundred minutes, of a hundred seconds, as some integration issues have still to be resolved.”
“I hope that my colleagues across the EU will support this initiative, and although it will shock some people, it is a simple and effective method of ensuring economic growth at a stroke.”
It is widely expected that an official announcement will be made by Atác later today in Paris, with his German counterpart arranging a simultaneous briefing in Berlin to clarify the situation. Some doubts have been expressed by Turkish EU representatives as to whether in fact the blog was legitimate, and suspicions remain that the web site may have been hacked by anti-European activists.
Breaking news: Google still retained a cache copy of the Minister’s original blog.
Just in case you’d forgotten why design was invented… February 8, 2008
Posted by David Petherick in : Authority, Emedia, Fun, Managing Data, News, Web Audit , add a commentI couldn’t quite believe that an organisation had spent time, energy and money, but still expected me to read this web page…
I am speechless, and glad that some people study design, typography, and measure the effectiveness of how they present their messages.
I am not even providing a link to this to protect the guilty - please believe, I did not make this up. Ok - it’s here, more or less.
Plain Speaking on Microsoft / Yahoo merger from Marc Andreessen February 5, 2008
Posted by David Petherick in : Authority, BlackStar, Blogs, Emedia, News, plain english , add a commentI’m grateful to Jason Calacanis of Mahalo for bringing this to my attention - a refreshing take on what the proposed Microsoft/Yahoo merger might mean for Silicon Valley startups.
Just a fine example of plain speaking and logic. Read “Silicon Valley after a Microsoft/Yahoo merger: a contrarian view“
My Daughter’s Christmas Cards are available online! November 24, 2007
Posted by David Petherick in : Fun, Online Communities , add a comment
Buy ten of my daughter’s cards online for £6.50, and £1.50 will be donated to her school.
They’re lovely - I bought 60 already! You can also get the same design as a gift tag. On sale here: http://httv/biz/cards/
5 little-known Gmail features you may not yet know about November 17, 2007
Posted by David Petherick in : Emedia, Fun, Managing Data, News , add a commentGmail (or Googlemail if you’re in the UK) keeps on improving. And its free. And you never have to delete anything, and it’s pretty good at dealing with sp*am… yes, I like it. But I just came across a blog from Google with 5 great time-saving practical features I did not realise existed…
5. “Archive and next” shortcut
4. Share mail searches with friends
3. Browser navigation and history
2. Bookmark emails
1. “Filter messages like this”
PS: If you don’t have a Gmail account, just ask me to send you an invitation - email david dot petherick at gmail dot com
Powered by ScribeFire.
Edinburgh Book Festival: Alice Munro and Margaret Atwood virtually, really, meet Roza Nazipova. August 16, 2007
Posted by David Petherick in : Authority, Blogs, Emedia, Fun, Media 2.0, Networks, News , add a commentEdinburgh’s fantastic International Book Festival was buzzing last night, as a sell-out audience of 600 witnessed the first ever Canadian-Scottish translatlantic book signings, when Canadian Author Alice Munro, in the Bayfield Bookshop, Bayfield, Ontario, signed books for audience members in Edinburgh, using author Margaret Atwood’s amazing “Long Pen”.
The signings followed a hilarious and witty interview between the two authors, both from Canada, which included live questions from the Edinburgh audience.
Due to obvious time restraints, there were only a limited number of signings available, and high-tech met low-tech as audience members queueing for entry were handed raffle tickets for the chance to have a book signed, and Margaret Atwood, inventor of the Long Pen, and a distinguished novelist herself, drew the numbers from the hat.
Just 30 lucky audience members then were able to have their book placed on the amazing “long pen” device, and see and talk to the author signing their book from Canada - who naturally could see and talk to them - all of which was live, broadcast onto large screens, as part of the evening’s event. These tete-a-tete chats will also be added to the Long Pen web site, so that audience members will have the ability to share their chat with the author with a wider audience.
Roza Nazipova, my wife and business partner, asked a question during the audience questions sessions, which was largely, but charmingly, sidestepped by Alice Munro - as to her favourite Scottish or Russian authors, but she did confess to be working on writing about a Russian historical figure. Roza was lucky enough to have her number chosen for a book signing. In one of those odd coincidences in life, so too was a Canadian girl directly behind Roza in the queue, performing at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe, a lifelong fan of both authors, and who had the sequential ticket above Roza’s winner (103 just for the curious numerologists among you). Naturally, she had booked her ticket online… but due to a glitch somewhere, had initially received the wrong tickets - but still, here she was. Roza had queued for five hours in June to make sure she had tickets for this event. It all seems to have been worth the effort.
Here is the signing taking place, and Roza Nazipova talking to Alice Munro:
Here is the signature (the book’s action begins in Edinburgh):
And here is Margaret Atwood adding her signature and inscription:
And this is the full inscription, which reads:
‘Alice Munro
and Margaret Atwood
did via LongPen on
August 15 2007′
A big thank you to Catherine Lockerbie, Edinburgh Book Festival Director, and all of the technical staff, for a long anticipated event that will be long remembered - not just for its novelty, but also for the wit, charm and humour of these two amazing authors.
And just think of all those air miles saved… 
>> Edinburgh Book Festival
>> Edinburgh Festival (Pocket Tweetmap Edition)
Speaka No Evil: Help stop cyberbullies today with Speaka Points! August 7, 2007
Posted by David Petherick in : Authority, Blogs, Fun, Media 2.0, Networks , add a commentI hate bullies, bigmouths and know-it alls who bash people - especially those new to forums, social networks and community web sites. So you and I are going to gang up on those bullies! (And we’re also going to be nice to people who are good guys and girls).
If you feel someone has made a particularly good or bad contribution on a blog, forum or social networking site (or indeed anywhere online), why not award them ‘Speaka’ points?
Simply add the appropriate good or bad image by using the code
<img src=”http://speaka.org/minus3.gif”>
right the way up to
< img src=”http://speaka.org/plus3.gif”>
in your web comments. Simple.
You may also want to link to http://speaka.org/noevil as a reference, where you will find other tools, full codes for links, and other information.
We’re already planning Russian and Spanish versions. Sponsorship, if you are a non-evil corporation, is possible. Your suggestions are welcome.
“Try nice - you’ll like it.”
David Petherick | I am the Digital Biographer
(more…)
BBC News: Meet the digital biographer. July 16, 2007
Posted by David Petherick in : Authority, Digital Biography, Emedia, Networks, News, Online Communities , add a comment
Having been interviewed by the BBC last week, the results appeared online at the BBC website today. The article focuses on my work for Thomas Power at Ecademy who reveals that I am the “digital biographer” who helps to manage his online presence.
I am glad I managed to embed the term “digital biographer” in the mind of the interviewer, and was delighted it made its way into the headline. (Not least because I now own digitalbiographer.com)
It does sound a little more literary and glamorous than ‘blog butler’ or ‘cyberspace concierge’ I think!
>> Read the full article ‘Meet the Digital Biographer’ at the BBC Web Site
BBC Journalist Alan Johnston is freed July 4, 2007
Posted by David Petherick in : News, Reports, alan johnston , add a comment
The BCC journalist Alan Johnston, kidnapped in March in Gaza, has been freed by his captors today.
Full story from BBC here.Those thousands of people round the world who campaigned for Alan’s release always hoped that reason would triumph over violence and coercion. Today, those people have a little victory. Welcome back Alan - it’s good to see you.
I think there will be a few people waiting to say hello when you get back to Scotland!
